Poops and Farts

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Shit my (female) coworker says

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the-haunted:

My nine year old sister wrote this for school.

(Source: a-straightedge-derp)

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"I like to take my laxatives with nitrous oxide. Just for shits n giggles."

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funkdatnoise:

Someone left skid marks in the toilet on the train.

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folkinz:

about my vacation (whether you care or not), but here’s this one conversation that happened on the plane yesterday. i’ll set the scene. kai had the window seat and i was sitting beside him. we were both wearing headphones and watching tv.

kai: (not realizing that with headphones on you talk really loud) DADDY! I JUST FARTED!

me: COOL!

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Link caganer:(n) statue of someone poopin

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poopin and christmas shopping can be done at the same time

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