November 2011
3 posts
May 2011
1 post
“I like to take my laxatives with nitrous oxide. Just for shits n giggles.”
September 2010
1 post
funkdatnoise:
Someone left skid marks in the toilet on the train.
“Someone”
July 2010
1 post
i'll share more
folkinz:
about my vacation (whether you care or not), but here’s this one conversation that happened on the plane yesterday. i’ll set the scene. kai had the window seat and i was sitting beside him. we were both wearing headphones and watching tv.
kai: (not realizing that with headphones on you talk really loud) DADDY! I JUST FARTED!
me: COOL!
February 2010
1 post
January 2010
6 posts
caganer:(n) statue of someone poopin →
(Submitted by blogofastudent)
WIFI FTW
poopin and christmas shopping can be done at the same time
(Submitted by blogofastudent)
Oh great, some fatty
drinkyourjuice:
lost 500 pounds by eating Taco Bell and now she’s their spokesperson.
Her name is Christine.
Further evidence that everyone with my name SUCKS.
She lost it by pooping it all out. Explosively.
If there was ever a pooping contest
I’d win that shit pants down.
December 2009
6 posts
FACT
neswasfunohbtwthisisphil:
It’s hard to poop when you only eat dirt.
“If you fart in a forest and no one is around, does it smell?”
– Thismightsuck (via kapi0)
November 2009
8 posts
i think i just gave birth
jackinjill:
hands down best shit ever
I Hate...
anonforareason:
When you’re about to go out or just get out the shower and all of a sudden you have to poop.
like Surprise!!
Shit just comes outta nowhere. /Disregard the pun/
My mom just woke herself up with a tiny little...
I just took a GIANT shit
October 2009
5 posts
airport:
My roommate farted and it smells so bad that it woke me up. Good morning tumblr.
September 2009
7 posts
theejamieleigh:
I’ve had three standard poops today and It’s only 9am.
August 2009
12 posts
